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We Cult Members like to eat, and the Pastor allows us to eat many fine foods. Here are a selection of Cult recipes, all wholesome and economical to make. By using inexpensive and basic foodstuffs, we are able to give more of our income to the Cult, thereby saving more lost souls every week.

Cult Porridge 

4 oz Porridge oats
6 pints of water
1 tsp salt.

Slowly boil the water, and add the oats and salt. Boil for 12 minutes, and pour into bowls. 

Approximately 18 servings.


Cult Soup

1 carrot
1 onion
100 Dandelion leaves
4 pints of water

Finely chop all the ingredients, add to the water and slowly bring to the boil.

Approximately 10 servings

As you can see, we live very healthy lives in the Cult, and we are not using up all of the world's resources.

The Pastor himself needs to eat much richer foods, as he has so much work to do.