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We Cult Members like to
eat, and the Pastor allows us to eat many fine foods. Here are a selection
of Cult recipes, all wholesome and economical to make. By using
inexpensive and basic foodstuffs, we are able to give more of our income
to the Cult, thereby saving more lost souls every week. |
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Cult Porridge
4 oz Porridge oats
6 pints of water
1 tsp salt.
Method
Slowly boil the water, and add the oats and salt. Boil for 12 minutes, and
pour into bowls.
Approximately 18 servings.
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Cult Soup
1 carrot
1 onion
100 Dandelion leaves
4 pints of water
Method
Finely chop all the ingredients, add to the water and slowly bring to the
boil.
Approximately 10 servings |
As you can see, we live very
healthy lives in the Cult, and we are not using up all of the world's
resources.
The Pastor himself needs to eat much richer foods, as he has so much work
to do.
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