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Monday Chanting Day

  Chanting is a very important part of Cult Life. It serves three purposes altogether.
Firstly, it allows us to worship the Pastor. Secondly, it allows us to work out our stresses in a chorus of Kum Ba Yah, rather than resorting to more traditional forms of stress relief such as sex, drink, violence and watching television.

Finally, chanting allows us to spread the message to new recruits. We can often be found chanting in the High Street, or marching along the highways and byways, chanting as we go.


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Chanting is therapeutic, effective and jolly good fun. Join us today and find out for yourself.