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Fridays

On Fridays, we sell the Cult Cry, our weekly newspaper. We go from pub to pub and catch all the sinners at their debauchery.

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The Cult Cry costs only 2.00, and most people are only too happy to give us this to get rid of us. Some people are so intoxicated that they give us more money than they should. The Pastor explained that, in taking more money than is required, we're helping those poor people, by reducing the amount of cash they have to buy more alcohol and cigarettes.
The Cult Cry is also available on subscription. Click here for more details.