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Dear Aunt Diane
I have a problem. I have become a constant liar, and I find
myself living in world of my own making. It's getting me down - and people
constantly catch me out. It takes a lot of energy to live so many lies.
How can I stop?
Yours truly
Pants on Fire of Peebles
Dear Pants on Fire
I always say that people whose lives are dull need to live
in the lives of others. In your case, your life is dull and you are living
in an uninhabited world which does not exist. You cannot survive
these conditions for much longer.
You need a hobby. I suggest that you toddle on down to your
local community centre, and meet some people there. Get to know people,
and knock at the doors of their lives. If you knock long enough and hard
enough someone's sure to let you come in. Then you can turf out all the
old furniture of lies from your your house, and sweep your staircase with
a new broom.
Aunt Diane 
Send me
your problem today
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